I just realized I've published a frightening amount of pieces with the grocery store as my background. Just last night, I sent off an op-ed about the shrinking size of grocery store products and rising prices. It includes this line: "Soon I'll be a fifty-foot giantess crushing cities with my SUV-sized feet." I like to throw a little retro sci-fi movie action in many of my rantings. It's just a thing I seem to do a lot - zombies, giantesses and brain-eating blobs... Must've been from watching the late night horror shows on "Creature Features," as a kid.
Here are my other grocery store pieces: